put this film out there for public consumption.
I’m all for a fun and grisly torture porn romp. I mean I’m still hanging on through the Saw movies. But this was so not worth the 15 bucks.
There was no plot. Not even a touch, a glimmer, a smidge. We watched and waited. We got all where’s Waldo on that mother fucker. Nope, no plot to be found. See, there were some guys in a band and a girl (who really should have gotten naked but she didn’t) who was killing people. And the girl eventually tortured and killed all the guys in the band and a bunch of other people. Does my description seem lacking? Sorry, but that’s really all that happened in this flick. No character definition, no reasoning behind the torture, no building suspense, no real climax. Directly after the film I heard nothing from the boy. “Did you fall asleep?” I asked. “Nope”, he says “I’ve just been left speechless by how bad this movie was.” That pretty much summed it up.
Note: Guys, if you decided to check this one out there is some penis torture. Big and bad and even made me squirm and I don’t have a willy.
